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Post by legoo on Nov 28, 2004 20:10:02 GMT
i cant believe it jerb, i think you should know,
double posts, many lines, your ruining this show,
if you do it much more i think i may throw,
many old vegetables, at your window!
ps everyone, you should all realise,
that it was not me, jerb saw with his eyes.
if you want the truth, you should come here and note,
visit jerbs house, see him dressed like a goat!
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Post by Jerboa on Nov 28, 2004 21:03:36 GMT
tis not a goat, nor a sheep, nor a cow,
nor any farm animal be sensible now,
not any animal saved by Noah,
I'd only dress up as a tiny Jerboa
The truth and the honesty now shining true,
I'll make you all laugh with a purple kazoo,
And if rhyming lots is a big deadly sin,
Then big loads of trouble I'm certainly in.
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Post by legoo on Nov 28, 2004 22:19:47 GMT
laugh my ass off, i did a your post,
not just a little... but almost the most!
surely your animal, the tiny jerboa?
was saved on a boat built by that good bloke Noah?
but i do think now, that longer posts are accepted,
as long as you know, that they may be vetted!
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Post by Jerboa on Nov 29, 2004 8:04:55 GMT
Nope Noah left out the humble Jerboa,
Luckily this rodent's a strong little rower,
And constructed a boat out of nothing but hay,
Into the sunset he sailed away,
Leaving Noah and crew on their ship of despair,
Some would have said his skills were unfair,
But to build a small boat, which had on it a house,
Was a fantastic job for a kangaroo-mouse!!!
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Post by legoo on Nov 30, 2004 15:40:28 GMT
a kangaroo mouse? i thought it said moose,
if it were a cross like this i'd be scared out of me hoose,
i'd run to the village to tell all my mates,
screaming wildly with a scared look on my face,
"a kanga-moose is on its way" i'd scream
"they are brown and blue and yellow and cream",
i'd run, i'd cry, i'd scream and i'd bawl,
i wouldnt make many friends at all
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Post by Jerboa on Nov 30, 2004 15:44:09 GMT
And people would point maybe tremble and cry,
They'd wish for this terrible creature to die,
They'd all wield a weapon and all would retreat,
At the sound of the kanga-moose's horrible feet,
As it advances with eyes that are evil and pink,
The people would all start to realise and think,
"What horrible creatures have pink fluffy eyes?"
That's not very scary, they look more like pies,
Purple bananas are more petrifying,
They're only hilarious if people start dying.
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Post by legoo on Nov 30, 2004 15:47:52 GMT
but death you see is their second task,
first i see them drinking tea from a flask,
its nice and hot and smells like a plant,
he drinks it so much he needs a big uni grant!!!
but the pie like pink eyes are still making me shake,
i will have to chill out with a bud and a crepe
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Post by NendoShisu on Nov 30, 2004 21:30:58 GMT
Are I found my thread of Rhyming stuff....
For a moment then I got in a huff.
For when I looked it was all locked
without a key I thought I was F........ed
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Post by Jerboa on Dec 1, 2004 16:33:00 GMT
Nope, now it's religion, it's breaking the law,
Not rhyming in this thread is really quite poor,
But enjoy the moment and sing like a duck,
If you take away 'A' then you'll surely go "QUCK"
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Post by NendoShisu on Jan 17, 2005 20:36:18 GMT
Quck or Quack I really don't care, Did you know Im not really a bear.
I may be grizzly from time to time, but life is good if you do Rhyme.
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Post by Jen on Jan 18, 2005 21:50:58 GMT
I'm looking for Legoo Oh its such a chore I'f I dont find him soon I'll surely fall to the floor
He hit me with Tuna and this I wont take I'll find him quite soon and make pasta bake
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Post by legoo on Jan 18, 2005 21:54:41 GMT
here i am! hiding in this bush oops damnit, stupid me i wish i could shush!
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Post by Jen on Jan 18, 2005 21:59:19 GMT
'AHA' I shall cry and make haste to my foe
He won't escape me again, not with that yo-yo
Hes walking the dog and showing off tricks
I'll hide over here and then hit him with sticks
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Post by legoo on Jan 18, 2005 22:01:37 GMT
oi, thats not fair, i'll foil your plan i will hide over there, in that beavers dam
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Post by Jen on Jan 18, 2005 22:06:31 GMT
Silly Legoo, you forget What a beavers home is made of you stupid Get! Sticks and stones are the base of that dam and i can hit you with those u silly lil man!
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