Post by Jen on Dec 13, 2004 19:52:01 GMT
So this morning I skipped on down to the theory test centre as I thought it might be a nice idea to book my test soon...after much clicking on my hazard perception practice CD and answering questions such as
There has been a major accident do you?
a) Drive off
b) turn off any engines still on and warn oncoming traffic
c) Pour some flammable liquids around and set fire to the whole f**k lot
d) Dance around like a fairy
Anyway back to the skipping. On my little card it said please arrive 15 minutes before your test time..test time was 8.30am so I arrived at 8.10 (thought theyd appreciate my promptness) So I jump out of the car as my Dads idea of parking is to stop in the middle of the road until an angry motorist beeps for him to move (such a good influence I know) so off I skip to the new centre, only to find that the door was locked and all the lights turned off......
"How curious" I thought..
"Perhaps I am a tad too early"
:: An hour and lots of phone calls to random people, including a good old moan with Mummy later ::
"*Many profanities that I'll shall not utter due to young innocent eyes*"
Jen is not happy!
So I am guessing one of two things...
1) They were open and I have no upper body strength whatsoever
oooor
2) DVLA are wankers!
There has been a major accident do you?
a) Drive off
b) turn off any engines still on and warn oncoming traffic
c) Pour some flammable liquids around and set fire to the whole f**k lot
d) Dance around like a fairy
Anyway back to the skipping. On my little card it said please arrive 15 minutes before your test time..test time was 8.30am so I arrived at 8.10 (thought theyd appreciate my promptness) So I jump out of the car as my Dads idea of parking is to stop in the middle of the road until an angry motorist beeps for him to move (such a good influence I know) so off I skip to the new centre, only to find that the door was locked and all the lights turned off......
"How curious" I thought..
"Perhaps I am a tad too early"
:: An hour and lots of phone calls to random people, including a good old moan with Mummy later ::
"*Many profanities that I'll shall not utter due to young innocent eyes*"
Jen is not happy!
So I am guessing one of two things...
1) They were open and I have no upper body strength whatsoever
oooor
2) DVLA are wankers!
